the great reality machine

lazy goth mortician to be

18 - artist - linguist - cyclist

gender neutral asexual thingamajig

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furbearingbrick:

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD LAUGH AT THIS OR NOT

furbearingbrick:

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD LAUGH AT THIS OR NOT

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

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truestrength525:

Amazing improv

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You don’t detect any traps on the chest. In fact, you’re not even sure what a chest is anymore. You think maybe the whole chest is just one big bear trap? You are terrified of the chest.

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mirabilelectu:

the fact that the fandom is trying to not only excuse but laud Sherlock’s actual 100% for real act of murder while in the same breath demonizing Mary for shooting but not killing someone is really fucking gross because not only is murder murder no matter what, but the ONLY reason they have for excusing it is that Sherlock did it for John

well guess what assholes

so did Mary

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styigianabyss:

Make me your new obsession

styigianabyss:

Make me your new obsession

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miss-melancholy-usa:

People be calling cars and ships and America “she” but when a trans women asks for female pronouns people be like no 

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