the great reality machine
Cyclist - Linguist - Artist - Gamer - Writer - Traveller
18 - Asexual - Canada

create art every day
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whatsdifferentincanada:

Big and empty, the way we like it.

whatsdifferentincanada:

Big and empty, the way we like it.

(via mylifeisanafterschoolspecial)

bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

(Source: snipsons, via pizza)

Favourite Fictional Females:

Constance Langdon (American Horror Story: Murder House)

"Don’t make me kill you again."

RIPS SHIRT OFF TALK TO ME ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

  • 1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
  • 2: Company you're always loyal to?
  • 3: Best game you've ever played?
  • 4: Worst game you've ever played?
  • 5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?
  • 6: A game that's changed you the most?
  • 7: A game you'll never forget?
  • 8: Best soundtrack?
  • 9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
  • 10: A game you've completely given up on?
  • 11: Hardest game you've played?
  • 12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?
  • 13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?
  • 14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
  • 15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
  • 16: Character you've hated most? From what game?
  • 17: What game do you never tell people you play?
  • 18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
  • 19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
  • 20: What was the first video game you ever played?
  • 21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
  • 22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
  • 23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?
  • 24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
  • 25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
  • 26: Handheld or console?
  • 27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
  • 28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?
  • 29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
  • 30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?

pikminchick:

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

This needs to be more known to parents

(via mylifeisanafterschoolspecial)

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

(via pizza)

jeminy3:

this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

(via albinopearl)