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at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

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bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

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cognitivedissonance:

jaison96:

luciddreamerash:

thestraggletag:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

It even rhymes better.

oh NO

Oh, lord

*sigh*

cognitivedissonance:

jaison96:

luciddreamerash:

thestraggletag:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

It even rhymes better.

oh NO

Oh, lord

*sigh*

(Source: basil-at-221b, via pizza)

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(via laaarrn)

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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blackinkrequiem:

△ △”Three guns and one goes off
One’s empty; one’s not quick enough.” △ △

blackinkrequiem:

△ △”Three guns and one goes off
One’s empty; one’s not quick enough.” △ △

"i’m just gonna call you skyler if that’s okay. it’s a lovely name…reminds me of a big beautiful sky”

(Source: toschestations, via sufferthorn)