the great reality machine

lazy goth mortician to be

19 - artist - linguist - cyclist

gender neutral asexual thingamajig

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I HAVEN’T PLAYED ANIMAL CROSSING IN SO LONG FRICK.

hexualsealing:

heres a tip if you want your feminism to be genuinely inclusive stop equating breasts, periods, XX chromosomes with femininity because a lot of women dont have these things and a lot of men and nonbinary people do have these things

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fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

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limecrime:

Example of a look you can create with VENUS: The Grunge Palette. 🐚 Be sure to sign up on www.limecrime.com to get an email the second it launches! 📩 For my lips, I mixed of Salem & Wicked. XOXO @doedeere #limecrimeVENUS

limecrime:

Example of a look you can create with VENUS: The Grunge Palette. 🐚 Be sure to sign up on www.limecrime.com to get an email the second it launches! 📩 For my lips, I mixed of Salem & Wicked. XOXO @doedeere #limecrimeVENUS

Harry Potter + Wands (x), (x).

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terminologist:

vintage/nature

terminologist:

vintage/nature

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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

(via 10knotes)

vintagemarlene:

vintage bat wing costume (www.pinterest.com)

vintagemarlene:

vintage bat wing costume (www.pinterest.com)